And Currently on the Drama That is America's Next Top Model

Man. It getting severe up in here!!!!!(Totally stole that line from Awesome-Ness that is RuPaul)

Around 3 or 4 episodes in this is were reality TV begins to works its magic. Each girl is edited to play a certain character.

First we have Alasia: the psycho, crazy Ghetto Black girl


Second we have Anslee: the conservative uptight stuck-up white girl

Third we have Ren: The Oh My God I am totally too deep to be a Model and too self-involved but yet here I am trying to break into a superficial world of Modeling.

Forth we have Alexandra: the resident plus size model who will probably be kicked off before they go on there overseas trip(they really hate fat girls overseas don't they).



Fifth we have Brenda: the neurotic housewife who cries all the time.(hey, did you know the sky is blue, and that Brenda is probably crying right now.) 


And lastly we have Angelea: she tried out about 3 cycles straight before getting on cycle 14. Apparently, 3 cycles ago she wasn't a model, but now she is?(or maybe it had something to do with her failing the I'm not a psycho test or so I heard).


Yeah, there is more than five girls (their are about 12 girls this cycle), but these are the ones the editors want us to like, hate, love or wish for them to be pushed in front of a train, then have their bodies disposed in a vat of battery acid.

America's Best Rigged Dance Crew

Did you every watch an elimination type reality show? Did you get really invested in a certain person or group and want them to win real bad? Did you get super mad when they were unfairly eliminated?

I've been watching America's Best Dance Crew since the first season. Every season around the top 4 or 5 crews, In my opinion, the best crew is always eliminated before the final. Sometimes, I really wonder why I watch elimination shows. Its obvious that the show's producers pick the winner before the show comes on TV.

I am currently watching season 5, and their is this dance crew called Blueprint Cru from Canada. It's obvious that the producers want them to win this season. Only the problem is that they are always voted into the bottom 2 because nobody really likes them. This week they went up against Jungle Boogie, the best this season and also the most consistent this season. It obvious for everybody that watched this episode Jungle Boogie should still be in the competition. But because this stupid show in rigged, Blueprint Cru got to stay over them. I am really sick and tired of these fake rigged "REALITY" competitions.

Honestly, I probably going to retire this show from my viewing eyes.

Jungle Boogie


vs.

Blueprint Cru

completely off topic

Since nothing is really awesome right now in the land of Reality TV (and since I have to blog about something) , I've decided to use the blog to talk about something very important to important to me and a lot of others. It effects me very deeply.

E...........A.............G.............L..............E......................S!!!!


Now football season is almost upon us and I am very concerned. We have a paper thin defense, A stupid coach, and we are on the verge of trading a Pro-bowl quarterback for a University of Houston project (anybody that follows football knows what happens to university of Houston quarterbacks in the NFL) . I am prepared for my team to suck horribly for the next five years. (It's really going to hurt watching the Dallas Cowboys win the division next year.)

Peace out.
And hopefully I'll have something more interesting to talk about later.

America's Next Top fall

Alright, everybody knows how much I love top model. And last Wednesday did not disappoint. In this awesome episode, the model wannabe's had their annual walking lessons for diva runway coach Miss Jay Alexander. First for practice, the girls had to cross a busy New York intersection(with New York traffic of course. ha! ha! ha!) while taking off their coats in 10 degree weather. (somebody gonna catch a cold.)



Then, their was the photo assignment for the week, which consisted of taking a beauty shot. However, this is top model Tyra Banks style. That means: EXTREME BEAUTY SHOTS!!!!! The models in training had to pose for a beauty shot (face shot) while being blow with extreme wind and having blinding pressure water sprayed in their faces. (ha! ha! ha!)


(Skip to2:36 in the video to enjoy the embarrassment)


However that was not the highlight of the episode for me. That came during the fashion show is the middle of the episode. Every top model season has an episode where the girls must walk in a fashion show. For this particular runway show the girls had to walk down two flights of stairs and then walk through two swinging pendulums without getting hit. Of course, their is always a chance something like this would happen:



DAMN!!! After that, not only does your @$$ hurt, so does your pride.(ha! ha! ha!)

spring break incoherent

I'm supposed to blog. Don't really feel like it. I'll try to make sense. Blah Blah Blah. I watched the new episode of America's Best Dance Crew. People danced some body went home. I like this show because I like creative dancing.



That is all for this blog. ( I know. I half-@$$ed it)

You Want to Be On Top

its back.
ITS BACK!
ITS BACK!!
ITS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first reality TV show I ever watched. The first. The best. The crazy. The wacky. The
HI -larius.

This is the story of America's Next Top Model. Every season consist of twelve wannable supermodels competing for a cover-girl campaign, a modeling contract with a New York Modeling agency, and a cash prize of 100,000 dollars.

Then there is the host of top model. My main reason for watching.

TYRA BANKS





No need for me to comment anymore after watching those videos.

Make It Work

Project Runway is the most awesome show ever. It has everything a good reality show should have. They have the edited hero of the show, the villain, the crazy characters with even crazier personalities. Its a great show from a reality standpoint, but also it is a great show if you want to know about fashion, how a garment is sewn together, and also the process of how to make a fashion line.

Its fun to watch a mindless drunken reality show, but its cool to watch a show that also has purpose. I love to watch how an artist creates art. In certain challenges, the contestants are asked to create interesting clothing out of burlap sacks and hardware items. It is truly a test of ones ability to improvise and be creative. Fashion is defiantly an interesting medium and at some point I would love to experiment with.